To catch up on reading season 3 recaps
HEY IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED DOWNTON ABBEY YET DON'T READ THIS POST. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.
STOP RIGHT NOW.
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|Yeah whatever. I do what I want|
|Oh goody, a box of trash|
|But it's not trash! In the box is another box, and in that box is a book, and in the book is a letter and the letter is... MATTHEW'S WILL! HURRAY! Robert frowns and doesn't know what to do so he runs to his mommy for advice. His idea is to pretend the whole thing never even happened but Violet says no. He is fidgety because he wants to be the Lord of the Realm but Violet tells him to quit being such a big man-baby.|
|I just want to throw it in the fire|
|Hi, I'm Mike Rowe|
|I can fix that! No more sadness for you ever!|
|My husband is still dead|
|Robert you are wrong|
|Yep totally wrong|
Violet decides that Tom should be Mary's teacher about farms and farmy stuff. We like Tom much better now that he's not an anarchist, because between the three of them, they might be able to keep that circus clown Robert from bungling the family fortune. Again.
|sheeps and stuff|
|Why are you being nice to me?|
|Oh no reason! Kthnxbye!|
|Forgery is a handy dandy talent|
|So here's this old envelope full of money I forgot to give back to you|
|House Hunters International - London|
Michael's London bachelor flat is a page right out of Architectural Digest, but filled with messy bookshelves and modern art. He tries to persuade Edith not to go back to Downton until tomorrow.
|I spy, a sculpture of boobs.|
|Gosh Anna thanks for coming with--hey look, boys!|
|You can call me Cinderella|
|Sorry, Prince Charming, but you gotta bounce|
|Surprise, I'm an heiress|
|Can I still keep my dog?|
Awful Edna burns a big hole in one of Cora's blouses and per Thomas's instructions, dumps the blame on Anna. Of course this seems entirely plausible to both Robert and Cora, who have handily forgotten that Bates gave up his inheritance and quietly WENT TO PRISON to protect the Crawley family from any breath of scandal. And that Anna helped drag Dead Mr Pamouk across the whole dang house and kept her lip buttoned, to save their upper class arse. Naturally she burned that stupid blouse because she's jealous of Cora's maid. Better nip that in the bud!
|Oh did I just giggle out loud?|